Cake > Jake

Our Monday nights officially have a new member! Luckily, she's just as judgmental as the rest of us, and arrives bearing wine and cake. Cake in a plastic baggie leftover from her work. Whatever. Delish. We're not picky about food, just about the map the producers used to show Jake's travels up the coast of California. Did they just pull the first google image they could find, even if it looked like crayon? Guess they blew the budget buying Jake 239 plaid shirts for this "outdoorsy" episode. Anyhow.

Quote of the night:

"She's a swimsuit model."..."Yea, for what? Newport News?"

Katie FTW.

And because this line from Gia, the NN model, was such a gem, I think it should be posted too.

"I haven't felt these feelings for someone, in like, a year and a half!"

Huh. A year and a half? Really? This is a competition honey, maybe you should up that to oh, I don't know, your entire life? And your past lives? Next.