"I'm wearing all black and gray today."..."Me too."
Except today.
Today was a rare day and also a day that proves we really are meant to be such good friends. What's so special about Thursday, March 11th, 2010?
This happened. Via email of course, since we are separated.
Lynn: I’m not wearing black today! OMG! In fact, my shirt is so fucking colorful it looks like a rainbow threw up on it!”

Wendy: OMG I’m wearing a flowered shirt today that is ALSO colorful and as bright as a unicorn’s butt!”

Lynn: VOM!
Wendy: VOM!
This is why we're single.
***Monday Update***
Today I am wearing gray pants, a white tee, and a black sweater. Didn't even think twice about it. Black. White. Gray. Done.

This is why we're friends.
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