I just impulse bought 5-inch wedges. They will put me at almost 6'3. They're a-dorable. And they're amazingly dangerous looking, especially, I imagine, with beer goggles on, despite their colorful, girly appearance. And they will make all the wrong *cough-short-cough-cough* people approach me with that look of "I'm going to win this challenge!" in their eyes. Meanwhile the 6'6 guy stands there holding the hand of his 5'3 girlfriend. Because that's.how.it.goes.
So what I'm saying is, wearing these suckers out should be a rullll fun time for everyone involved.
Wait who am I kidding I don't talk to anyone at bars! Hi-larious.
Stay tuned for embarrassing stories, awkward tales, and be the first to make an offer on these shoes when I wear them once and swear them off.
These are SO fun! I heart!
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