My Mom is Funny

I have to get a social security card. So that I can then get a Texas drivers license. Don't get me started on the hundreds of forms of ID this state requires, I guess it's to prove I didn't just cross the border?

I emailed my mom asking if she could dig up a card in my childhood files. To which she replies:

"Just go to a social security office for a new one. It should be a pretty simple procedure."

Blink.

Blink.

Blink.

Um, Mom? Have you ever been to a government office??? The word simple does not exist there. If it did, I wouldn't need 12,392 forms of ID to get my 12,393rd form of ID.

Like I said, she's hilarious.